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Fans: Changmin Oppa~!!
Changmin: ^_^
/closes door to prevent fangirls from following him/
“TELL ME A STORY!”
I raised myself onto my elbow, giving Jaejoong the deadliest glare I could muster. “You are a twenty-seven year old man. You are not five. Make up a story in your head and go to bed.” I rolled back over, sighing.
His finger poked me in the back. “Please?”
I scrunched up my face. “Jaejoong…”
“Oh, come on, Minnie! You know how much YIPE!” Thunder struck just then, and he hoisted the covers up over his head, sending me to the floor in a matter of seconds. I lay there, face down and not budging an inch for Lord knows how long before he noticed my absence up on top and cleared his throat. “Sorry, Changmin.”
“You want a story?!” I bellowed into the carpet. “Here’s a story! Once upon a time, there was a pretty boy prince who did not know how to shut the fuck up. One day, a gorgeous handsome war lord on a white steed rode up to the castle with the promise of teaching the prince how to shut the fuck up. He met the prince in his bed chambers and promptly taught him how to shut the fuck up by shoving a dick in his mouth. The prince never whined or bitched again. They lived happily ever after. The end!”
A pause fell in the room. “That was the most craptastic ending ever, Min. I can’t even tell what the moral was.”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO TO SLEEP WAS THE MORAL OF THE STORY!”
I could practically hear the naughty eyebrow wiggle in his damn voice. “You said the war lord taught the prince how to shut the fuck up by having him give the war lord a very nice blowjob. You know…acting out scenes in a story is always fun…maybe I could grasp the moral of the story better…”
“You stupid fucking ass,” I growled before I scrambled back onto the bed and silenced him with the roughest, most violent and most passionate kiss I could muster with my anger as it was.
~.~
Written by: Andi aka Chunpala.
She wrote this for me because I love her crackfics.
When I look up from my pillow I dream you are there with me Though you are far away I know you’ll always be near to me
the-queenmaker replied to your post: the-queenmaker replied to your post:…
Lol she’s pretty and she sounds like someone who knew what she wanted and went for it. Idk gruesome-porn is not really my kind of thing, but why would I judge you tho. @@
she’s gorgeous. too bad wrong choice of occupation.
the-queenmaker replied to your post: the-queenmaker replied to your post:…
HAWT OMG. How do -you- know her though └(¬ヮ¬)┘
One of my guy friends kept calling me maria ozawa, saying that I look almost like her, and that my body is also like her. I was furious, (I don’t like sexist comments like that)
so I looked her up. She’s a japanese/canadian mix and she’s apparently a porn star. LMAO.
I know a lot about her, absolutely don’t know why. She was sexually active when she was 13, and then she wasn’t scouted like most porn stars, she wanted to become one, at the age of 14~15-ish, she came back home to her parents house and invited her parents to watch a porn video she bought.
Her parents kicked her out of the house. something like that.
You would judge me won’t you?
I’ve seen some of her videos though. Her newest film is a slash horror adapted from another movie but the only difference is there is a lot of gruesome sex it’s not even funny.
safiew replied to your post: horsiwon replied to your post: SHIPPING SEOHYUN…
lol you funny Seo is like
YOU GON’ SAY WAT BITCH?
i’ll wring your head if you underestimate my seobb. s0bs.
safiew replied to your post: horsiwon replied to your post: SHIPPING SEOHYUN…
a little sister for him it’s cute and all but Changtoria go to concerts and go drink wine together /humpf
so what? what’s so good about going to concerts and drinking wine together? Changmin likes a girl who respect elders and are polite and seo doesn’t even drink well and changmin thinks that seo is just the perfect wife (if he’s straight), and seo would be the ultimate opposite of him and he would lavish her with a huge library in her study and give her books instead of clothes and they would take dance lessons because changmin hates it but seohyun loves it but he does it anyway because he can’t resist seohyun’s cute puppy eyes but sometimes seohyun acts way more mature than him and he’s too intrigued with an intelligent woman like seohyun.
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s0bs. Changseo »»»»»»»»»»»»»> Changtoria
samjhana replied to your post: SHIPPING SEOHYUN WITH EVERY GUY IN SM ENTERTAINMENT I DON’T CARE.
seohyun and changmin would make hot babies.
FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
i’m so glad I’m spazzing about a hetero ship and people agree. remember caro and her changtoria ship? HAHAHAHAHA~ poor bb.
their babies would be fucking smart, with IQ like 2395 IDK. (how much is smart tbqh?)
and would be fucking tall,
and would love books and languages (you can’t deny that in SNSD and DBSK, Seo and Min are the ones that really take interest in learning new languages)
and their children would be fucking gorgeous…alksghkajsghaksghkasg
(this is rather quite new because in homo ships I can’t spazz on the possibilities of having babies[though jaemin babies would be freaking hot])
Changmin: In any case, if I were to really take out one person from Super Junior and enter the group…
